cerita lucu bahasa ingris

cerita lucu bahasa ingris atau cerita lucu berbahasa ingris dibawah ini akan menghibur anda semua khususnya yang paham dan mengerti bahasa ingris kalo yang tidak bisa bahasa ingris agak bingung juga tapi meski demikian bagi anda yang tidak faham bahasa ingrish anda bisa translate di google transalate sehingga anda bisa lucu lucuan juga menghibur diri sendiri biar pikiran jadi freshh , lumyanlah hiburan gratis di internet, sesekali anda perlu juga lho menghibur diri biar hidup anda tida bete dan tetap bahagia.

berikut ini adalah kumpulan cerita lucu bahasa ingris untuk menhibur anda semua cerita yang lucu, gokil, humor dan unik akan menghibur anda pengunjung postingan ini selamat membaca dan menyimak semoga anda suka dan terhibur :


cerita lucu bahasa ingris 1 - Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

cerita lucu bahasa ingris 2 - The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.

The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."

The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."

He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."

cerita lucu bahasa ingris 3 - The Boss and The Trainee
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

No", replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

HaHa! I hope you learn from this and that this never happens to you!!

kalo oni bonusnya :

Bahasa Inggris LUCU

Seorang cowok bule sedang menanyakan sesuatu pada murid-murid privatnya,orang Jepang dan Orang Hongkong. "Ayo siapa yang bisa membuat satu paragraf dengan kata pink, yellow dan green".

Si orang Jepang mengangkat tangannya "Saya, Pak" lalu berkata,

"When the yellow morning sun comes, I saw a pink cadilac running trough the green green grass of home".

"Bagus sekali", kata si guru.

Si orang Hongkong tidak mau kalah dan menjawab,

"Saya juga bisa, Pak!", lalu berkata "I heard the phone green...green... then I pink up the phone and I said 'yellow?'"

gimana apa anda faham dengan cerita lucu bahasa ingris diatas apa anda bisa terhubur, yang faham mungkin merasa senang dan tersenyum membaca cerita cerita diatas, kalo yang tidak faham bisa buka google translate, untuk postingan kali ini dicukupkan sekian dulu semoga terhibur dan bermanfaat


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